05-01-2008, 08:15 PM
It was an average day in South Park, Colorado. Kenny was just getting home from school. He walked in his house to see his mom and dad watching the TV.
Kenny: Whats goin on?
Mrs. McCormack: Shut up, Kenny! We're tryin to watch 'America Idol'!
Tv: We will be back to American Idol after these messages.
Mr. McCormack: There supposed to announce the lottery numbers.
He took a ticket out of his pocket.
Tv announcer: And now for the winning lottery numbers! For an estimated 3,000,000 dollars the numbers are- 10, 4, 17, 3, 6, and 15.
Mr. McCormick: ...six,....fifteen.... h-h-HOLY SH*T! WE WON! WE WON THE LOTTERY!
Mrs. McCormick: Lemme see that!
Stewart hands over the ticket.
Mrs. McCormick: Oh my god we did win!
Kenny: No way!
Mr. McCormick: This is the first day of the rest of our lives!
One week later, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and the rest of the kids are sitting in class.
Stan: I wonder where Kenny is? I have'nt seen him for a week!
Kyle: Ya, dude hope he's okay.
Cartman: He's probably just sitting at home eating pop-tarts fot breakfast lunch and dinner.
Just then Kenny walks into the class wearing a verry expensive looking fur parka.
Cartman: What the hell Kenny!
Kyle: How'd you get that parka Kenny?
Kenny: Have'nt you heard? My family won the lottery!
Stan: Really?!
Cartman: Kenny rich? HA!
Kenny: It's true!
Ms. Garrison walks in.
Ms. Garrison: Okay class everybody take their seats. Oh Kenny nice to see youre back. Were have you been?
Kenny: Uhhhh.. I was sick...
Cuts to recess.The boys are playing on the playground.
Cartman: Hey, Kenny have I ever told you how cool you are? Your soo cool Kenny.
Butters: Hey Kenny, like your parka!
Craig: Kenny Ive never told you this but your my best friend.
Clyde: Kenny your awsome!
Cartman: Get the hell away Clyde! Kenny dosnt wanna talk to a f*g!
Kyle: Why is everyone being so nice to Kenny?
Stan: Because Kennys rich now!
Cuts to the end of the day. The boys are heading outside, when a Hummer pulled up. Mrs. McCormack opens the door.
Mrs. McCormick: C'mon Kenny lets go!
Cartman: Hey, Kenny can I come over?
Kenny: Uhhhh... I dont know...
Cartman: pleeeeeeease Kenny.
Kenny: Okay. Hey mom Cartmans coming over!
Mrs. McCormack: Fine Lets go!
They get into the car and sit down.
Cartman: *Thinking* Hahaha! Its only a matter of time now....
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Kenny: Whats goin on?
Mrs. McCormack: Shut up, Kenny! We're tryin to watch 'America Idol'!
Tv: We will be back to American Idol after these messages.
Mr. McCormack: There supposed to announce the lottery numbers.
He took a ticket out of his pocket.
Tv announcer: And now for the winning lottery numbers! For an estimated 3,000,000 dollars the numbers are- 10, 4, 17, 3, 6, and 15.
Mr. McCormick: ...six,....fifteen.... h-h-HOLY SH*T! WE WON! WE WON THE LOTTERY!
Mrs. McCormick: Lemme see that!
Stewart hands over the ticket.
Mrs. McCormick: Oh my god we did win!
Kenny: No way!
Mr. McCormick: This is the first day of the rest of our lives!
One week later, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and the rest of the kids are sitting in class.
Stan: I wonder where Kenny is? I have'nt seen him for a week!
Kyle: Ya, dude hope he's okay.
Cartman: He's probably just sitting at home eating pop-tarts fot breakfast lunch and dinner.
Just then Kenny walks into the class wearing a verry expensive looking fur parka.
Cartman: What the hell Kenny!
Kyle: How'd you get that parka Kenny?
Kenny: Have'nt you heard? My family won the lottery!
Stan: Really?!
Cartman: Kenny rich? HA!
Kenny: It's true!
Ms. Garrison walks in.
Ms. Garrison: Okay class everybody take their seats. Oh Kenny nice to see youre back. Were have you been?
Kenny: Uhhhh.. I was sick...
Cuts to recess.The boys are playing on the playground.
Cartman: Hey, Kenny have I ever told you how cool you are? Your soo cool Kenny.
Butters: Hey Kenny, like your parka!
Craig: Kenny Ive never told you this but your my best friend.
Clyde: Kenny your awsome!
Cartman: Get the hell away Clyde! Kenny dosnt wanna talk to a f*g!
Kyle: Why is everyone being so nice to Kenny?
Stan: Because Kennys rich now!
Cuts to the end of the day. The boys are heading outside, when a Hummer pulled up. Mrs. McCormack opens the door.
Mrs. McCormick: C'mon Kenny lets go!
Cartman: Hey, Kenny can I come over?
Kenny: Uhhhh... I dont know...
Cartman: pleeeeeeease Kenny.
Kenny: Okay. Hey mom Cartmans coming over!
Mrs. McCormack: Fine Lets go!
They get into the car and sit down.
Cartman: *Thinking* Hahaha! Its only a matter of time now....
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